Game of Thrones Power Rankings: And Now His Watch Is Ended

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Great episode this week, especially since we at The Night’s Watch are officially obsessed with Dany. We’ll get into it below in the rankings, but “And Now His Watch Is Ended” (Episode 4) was the best of the season. We lost a key character or two and had pretty good plot movement on several storylines. Oh, and Tywin is still a huge a dick to his children and the legend of Sex God Pod continues to grow.

Our rankings are based on developments from each episode in particular, and take factors such as likeability, power and general character attractiveness into consideration. At the end of the day, these are wholly subjective, so if you disagree with any of our assessments — and you’d be wrong — state your case in the comments section below.

One last very important order of business: SPOILER ALERT: The following entries contain information from the most recent episode of Game of Thrones: “And Now His Watch Is Ended” (Season 3, Episode 4).

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Game of Thrones Power Rankings: Walk of Punishment

tnw-s3-e3We’ve got to hand it to the Game of Thrones folks: They’ve perfected the science of setting the stage in a season’s first two hours, only to ratchet up the drama in the third installment. “Walk of Punishment” was no exception, as it slapped viewers across the face with a heavy dose of intrigue and plot advancement. So high five, Thrones folks. Our expectations are a fragile egg, but your palm is a safe nest.

OK, enough hand jokes.

Our rankings are based on developments from each episode in particular, and take factors such as likeability, power and general character attractiveness into consideration. At the end of the day, these are wholly subjective, so if you disagree with any of our assessments — and you’d be wrong — state your case in the comments section below.

One last very important order of business: SPOILER ALERT: The following entries contain information from the most recent episode of Game of Thrones: “Walk of Punishment” (Season 3, Episode 3).

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Game of Thrones Power Rankings: Dark Wings, Dark Words

margaery-joffrey-episode2Season 3 of Game of Thrones continued with “Dark Wings, Dark Words,” and much to our dismay there were no dragons! If you’re as crushed by this as we were, this Time Warner Cable commercial might bring you back from the ledge. While the second episode lacked three of our top four from last week’s rankings, it also introduced some new characters. The biggest takeaway: Don’t get between a Tyrell and her cheese.

Our rankings are based on developments from each episode in particular, and take factors such as likeability, power and general character attractiveness into consideration. A character must have screen time to make the list. At the end of the day, these are wholly subjective, so if you disagree with any of our assessments — and you’d be wrong — state your case in the comments section below.

One last very important order of business: SPOILER ALERT: The following entries contain information from the most recent episode of Game of Thrones: “Dark Wings, Dark Words” (Season 3, Episode 2).

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Peter ‘Drunklage’ Stops By SNL’s Weekend Update As Drunk Brother-In-Law


Melissa McCarthy hosted SNL this weekend, but there was a more noteworthy cameo for our purposes: Peter Dinklage Drunklage stopped by Weekend Update with Seth Meyers as Drunk Uncle’s brother in-law. Bobby Moynihan’s Drunk Uncle routine is increasingly becoming one of my favorite recurring characters on SNL, and this week featured several Game of Thrones hooks.

First, Drunk Uncle nails a King Joffrey impersonation at the 2:40 mark of the above video, performing the Westerosi classic “I’m a little jerk King” song and accompanying nipple tassel dance. So not only does Drunk Uncle watch Thrones, but he does so with his brother-in-law, Peter Drunklage.

Honestly, it’s crazy to say that TNW’s favorite Lannister might actually be too good of an actor for this. There’s a real chance Dinklage was actually drunk for this sketch, which made it all the better. We’ll be back shortly with our Game of Thrones Power Rankings, but hopefully the above video satisfies your Peter Dinklage fix until then.

Game of Thrones characters reimagined in Seinfeld, Arrested Development, Mad Men

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We’ve all played that game around the office: If my coworkers, family or friends were characters from Game of Thrones, who would they be? Well, the folks over at Vulture took this thinking to a new and awesome level, enlisting an artist to reimagine GoT characters into some of TV’s most beloved personalities from Seinfeld, Arrested Development and Mad Men. TNW offers some thoughts and grades on each rendering:

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Here we have The Hound as Kramer, Samwell Tarly as George, Dany as Elaine and Tyrion as Jerry. Let’s break this down from left to right.

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Game of Thrones Power Rankings, Season 3 Premiere: Valar Dohaeris

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Welcome to the Season 3 premiere edition of the Game of Thrones Power Rankings, which signals an end to HBO’s shitty season (see: Girls) and a return to Westeros, where dragons, Daenerys Targaryen and dragons all exist. Our latest glimpse into the realm introduced several new characters, a batch of fresh storylines and the revelation that Tywin Lannister is indeed the world’s worst father.

Our rankings are based on developments from each episode in particular, and take factors such as likeability, power and general character attractiveness into consideration. At the end of the day, these are wholly subjective, so if you disagree with any of our assessments — and you’d be wrong — state your case in the comments section below. You can track each character’s movement by looking at the Season 2 finale Power Rankings.

One last very important order of business: SPOILER ALERT: The following entries contain information from the most recent episode of Game of Thrones: “Valar Dohaeris” (Season 3, Episode 1).

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